Here's something I heard this morning, from standup comedian Demetri Martin. "The worst time to have amnesia would be during Halloween. You'd be dazed and confused, and somebody would say 'what's your name'? and you'd look around and say 'I don't know, but I guess I'm a hobo. Who loves candy?''" Chuckle.
Run went fine this morning, but last night? Not so good. I missed lunch yesterday because of back to back meetings, and in a fit of desperate hunger, ate almost a whole jar of sunflower seeds. Felt like a stuffed bird all the way home, vaguely nauseous. Got home late but right in time for the rebroadcast of the Oscars, yeah. And in my excitement, had too many beers, too much popcorn and nothing nothing healthy. And I'm really mad because they cut out parts of the acceptance speeches for Dustin Black and Sean Penn (as well as others), and dammit this country just pisses me off sometimes....
That's why its good to start your day with stand up.
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